Sunday, November 2, 2014

Another Reason to Buy a Wii U


Another Reason to Buy a Wii U

I gotta be honest with ya folks...If you aren't a proud owner of a Wii U yet, today may be the day that you are pushed over that edge. Why, you ask? One name:

BAYONETTA 2

This game is a sequel to the fan hit that released on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, but is ONLY available on the Nintendo Wii U console. With the purchase of Bayonetta 2, you are getting a spectacular deal, as it includes the original as well.

As a female, and one who is all about empowering women, you would think this type of game may push me away, but let me tell you a few reasons why I'm in love with this woman (real name Cereza) protagonist.
  • She draws power from her hair...HER HAIR!
  • She has guns installed into her heels (while duel-wielding in her hands) and can still strut her stuff.
  • She's intelligent.
  • She's hot!
I'm not one for objectifying women, but it isn't as if Bayonetta is being portrayed as an un-intelligent character whose sole purpose is sex. She shows that sexiness can exist alongside being a general bad-ass. It is one of the many reasons I love the new Tomb Raider as well.

Besides having a great character, this game looks amazing!

Catch up on our play-through of Bayonetta 2. Although Pop is the one playing, I am right alongside him scraping my jaw off the floor.


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Friday, October 31, 2014

The Best Live Action Hero Costumes Ever

Today is Halloween and instead of writing a lengthy tech review or tech recap, I've decided to keep it short and simple. In honor of Halloween, I give you the top 10 live action hero costumes. I researched this and started a list, but came across a site with a definitive list I agree with. Here you go:


  1. Hellboy
  2. The Red Skull
  3. The Dark Knight
  4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  5. The Crow
  6. 1960's Batman
  7. The Avengers
  8. Wolverine
  9. Superman
  10. Ironman
These could have gone in any order, really. Happy Halloween everyone!

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Reset Button: GTA: San Andreas - 10 Year Anniversary on Xbox 360.



GTA: San Andreas - 10 Year Anniversary on Xbox 360.


Everyone that knows me as a gamer knows I'm a HUGE fan of the Grand Theft Auto series. Since playing the top-down PlayStation titles, I've been hooked. The open-world, do what you please gameplay pulled me in from the first hour I played. I love freedom in games. Not having to follow a specific path everyone else will follow and being able to create your own way just appealed to me like no other game had. From GTA, GTA 2, GTA III, and GTA: Vice City, I explored the cities to the max, collected all hidden packages, found every stunt jump, and dominated every rampage.

But then, Rockstar Games changed it up. They launched Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. My gaming world was never the same. The exchanged the Mob-theme from GTA III and the Miami cocaine theme from Vice City and took it to the West Coast, playa.

As Carl Johnson, you return to Los Santos when your mother is murdered. The goal: return the Grove Street Families to the top of the gang world, all while finding out the truth about your mother and avoiding Officer Tenpenny and his C.R.A.S.H. LSPD unit.


Sex sells.

From Los Santos (Los Angeles) to San Fierro (San Francisco) to Las Venturas (Las Vegas), you take CJ on an awesome journey of redemption and justice. All in a 1990's West Coast setting. The soundtrack is the best of any GTA game, the world is massive and diverse, and the characters are interesting and well-developed. This is still my favorite GTA game out of all released, with V and Vice City rounding out my top 3. If you haven't played San Andreas, I have to question your gaming tastes and must urge you to pick it up.

But you don't own a Xbox or Playstation 2 anymore? Easy solution to that. First, the game is available on Android and iOS formats. But the controls for those mobile versions aren't the best and can be frustrating. So, I must recommend the newly-released digital Xbox 360 version.

Yes, they've released San Andreas on the 360 already as one of their "digital classics", but this version is different on a few levels. First, it boasts HD 720p graphics, which the "digital classics" version didn't. It was a straight port of the Xbox version. Second, it features achievements, which is a selling point for some gamers in regards to re-playing games. Honestly, the 10 year anniversary edition on Xbox 360 is the perfect reason to head to San Andreas for the first time or for another visit. Not enough to sell you? OK. Here's the kicker...

It's $4. Yes. Four dollars. That's it. One of the best games every made is less than a $5 footlong at your local sub sandwich establishment. So there really is no excuse for missing out on this masterpiece of a game.

Yes, you could have a JETPACK in San Andreas.

San Andreas pushed the envelope for open-world games and helped Rockstar further separate themselves as the developer to beat. You really have to play it to understand and admire what it's done for gaming.

Grab your gat, blast some Dr. Dre, and throw on your L.A. Raiders hat. You're about to hit the Westside, son.

Things just ain't the same for gangstas.

Game on.

-ML

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Arcade Block - October 2014




This month’s Arcade Block wasn’t the greatest, but still pretty cool. From Mario to Street Fighter to Half-Life, this block has it.


Here we go!




1. Portal Key Cap

2. Notes from  Hyrule magnetic whiteboards


3. Mario Kart Pull Back Racer


4. Street Fighter themed Pixel Bricks

5. T-Shirt of the Month - Freeman’s Crab Shack

6. Arcade Certified Product of the Month - Plush Flying Squirrel Mario or Luigi

He looks so angry.

Sorry for the short review. Hopefully next month’s block is better. This was definitely not worth the $30 this month.


May the Force Be With You!


- Da_Fettman

Monday, October 27, 2014

The Weekly Pull : The Ultimate Universe - The End


The Weekly Pull : The Ultimate Universe - The End

The Weekly Pull : The Ultimate Universe - The End

It's been rumored for quite some time now that the Ultimate universe would be meeting it's inevitable demise. With two of the three remaining Ultimate titles slated for cancelation (Ultimate FF & All-New Ultimates) the sole surviving series, Miles Morales : The Ultimate Spider-Man, would remain the sole survivor. Miles has made an appearance more than once in the 616 continuum within the pages of the crossover mini-series Spider-Men and monthly All-New X-Men titles, and given his popularity, opens the possibility that he may find a new home when the end arrives in Summer 2015.

The Weekly Pull : The Ultimate Universe - The End
Miles Morales : The Ultimate Spider-Man
Although poor sales mark the primary reason for the Ultimate line going the way of the dinosaur, the line will always have significant meaning as the one time savior of the Marvel Universe. Long before Disney purchased Marvel, the Ultimate Universe helped freshen and save the Marvel brand in a time where it's future was strongly in question due to bankruptcy and creative struggles.


Superstar writers Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Miller changed the game in 2000 when Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate X-Men and The Ultimates hit the stands, bringing a fresh take on classic heroes with a modern twist. Many of these modern concepts inspired filmmakers and key story points found their way into Bryan Fullers' X2, Joss Whedon's The Avengers and rumor has it that the Fantasioc Four reboot next summer is almost entirely based on the Ultimate Fantastic Four storyline.


Having already faced the likes of Thanos, Galactus and Kang the Conquerer, the question still remains - who will bring the end of the Ultimate Universe?


Will it be hero or villain? Will a cosmic entity come into play? Is this truly the end of the Ultimate Universe or just a rouse? Sound off in the comments below and let me know your thoughts!


Until next time True Believers,

-ArchangelEZE

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Why We Love Crappy 8-Bit Games



Why We Love Crappy 8-Bit Games

Have you ever woken up and just felt like you wanted to stop being an adult? You know what I'm talking about. Those days where all the stresses of being a responsible human being just gets to a point where you want to jump in a DeLorean and return to a time where Friday nights meant sitting in front of your tube TV playing your favorite 8 or 16-bit console until the wee hours of the morning.

I miss that excitement from going to Blockbuster to rent a new game, and a lot of the times those games you rented, looking back now, were pretty horrible. Yet, at that moment in time, it was exciting, because it was your freedom, your break from life.

This past week has been one of those weeks where Pop and I (Mom...duh!) wished to return to a simpler time, so we thought, "How can we do that?" 

I had been aching to play Smash TV, one of my favorite NES games (don't ask me why), and we realized it was on the Midway Arcade Origins compilation. Obviously, there are more games on this compilation, and after many hours of exploring, we have chosen a few favorites. Some of them are just hilarious to play, and interestingly enough, these games offered the most nostalgia because of those memories of renting a game and being sorely disappointed at how lame it was.

So check out our first video in the Midway Arcade Origins series, where we play Marble Madness and a little bit of another game (no spoilers). I promise you the cheesy music is worth the watch, plus I'm pretty sure I die of laughter at some point. 


This past week we also played more Castlevania, BioShock, and The Evil Within so click on those links and catch up on some premium gaming. 
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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Trailer Breakdown: Avengers Age of Ultron



Trailer Breakdown: Avengers Age of Ultron

None of your secrets are really secret. Especially the ones that end up online in a tweet, Facebook post, Snapchat session, or drunken Vine you make with your friends.  It seems to be a trend lately to have your life personally invaded by some sort of cyber criminal in which the media will brand it with some cliche [insert cyber crime]-gate title. Well it seems that no one is immune as the very first trailer for Avengers Age of Ultron (which Marvel was planning on debuting with Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Monday) has been leaked online. Marvel, being the awesome geniuses they are, decided to play along with a expertly targeted "Dammit, Hydra." tweet and then immediately releasing the trailer on their website.


It's unfortunate that it was leaked but Marvel knows how to roll with the punches and now the only talk is about how massively epic the trailer itself is. So that is exactly what I'm going to cover. Here is my breakdown of that trailer.


00:30 - This seems to be Bruce Banner in some sort of straitjacket looking incredibly terrified. This is really haunting considering he is the damn Hulk and he looks so terrified.


00:33 - Here we get our first look at Ultron in one of his first forms calling all the Avengers puppets. It appears as if he has taken control of one of Stark's Iron Man suits (possibly one that was damaged in the Mandarin attack on his mansion in Iron Man 2)


00:50 - Captain America kicks in a door inside a facility that looks very Hydra-ish. This might very well be where Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are discovered. We already know from the ending of Captain America Winter Soldier that they are both being held in a Hydra facility.

1:03 - However, in this scene we see both Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver with Ultron so it is quite possible that they start off as characters who need their eyes open to his true villainy.


1:05 - This looks to be Ultron minions in and all out attack on Stark's mansion. They very well could be suits that went down in the Mandarin attack that are now rising up from the sea under control of Ultron.


1:08 - Here we see the Avengers looking very defeated and to underline that sentiment Thor drops his hammer as if what he is witnessing is so insurmountable. The overall theme from this trailer is that the Avengers are going to be challenged in a way they never have and they may not come out of it unscathed. Very dark stuff.


1:12 - Tony Stark is standing over what looks like a failed suit experiment. There have been a lot of rumors about how Marvel will approach the origin of Ultron and it sounds to me like he is created in the wake of Stark upgrading J.A.R.V.I.S. Ultron becomes self-aware and separates himself from J.A.R.V.I.S. and they become two different characters. Vision becoming the embodiment of the J.A.R.V.I.S. system.


1:25 - One suit that doesn't look like a failure is the Hulkbuster armor which we see here and a couple other spots in the trailer. This to me is the highlight of this trailer is all the Iron Man vs. Hulk stuff we see. My guess is that somehow Bruce/Hulk is unleashed or even controlled by Ultron and has to be subdued by the Avengers and that is how we get that scene at 00:30


1:28 - Brief glimpses are show here with both Quicksilver and then Scarlet Witch in action. In the original comics in which these characters appear they are mutants and their powers are mutant abilities. However with the movie rights to X-Men and anything mutant in the hands of 20th Century Fox, Marvel Studios has to come up with something different. The only thing that's been on-screen to describe then has been "miracles" so it will be interesting to see their stories fleshed out


1:40 - There seems to be trouble in paradise in this scene of the trailers with Thor throttling Stark. This is possibly alluding to the breakup of the team which many sources have been saying that the next Avengers movie will feature a new fragmented line up.

1:53 - Captain America's demise has been discussed heavily in the upcoming Captain America 3 and this may hint that it may come even before that as we see his (seemingly indestructible) shield broken. It is common knowledge that Steve Rodgers dies in the comics at some point and it may take place on the big screen as well. I could easily see Bucky/Winter Soldier taking over or even Falcon who now holds the title in the newest Marvel comic line.

1:55 - Ulton makes a proper introduction at the tail end of the trailer showing off his new bad-ass form. "...but now I'm free. There are no strings on me."


So now that the trailer is out on the interwebs what do you think about it? Are you excited for the new iteration of the Avengers or are you in that category of people who just want to watch the world burn? Sound off in the comments below!

-Demo

Friday, October 24, 2014

Tough Sh*T: A Short Review


Tough Sh*T: A Short Review


A couple of months ago I picked up Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat Lazy Slob Who Did Good. It took me two days to read it cover to cover. A month later, I read it again. The only other book that I’ve read cover to cover twice was the Steve Jobs biography, and that shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.

First and foremost, this book is written exactly like his movies. It reads as a poetic composition of some of the best stories and sagas you will ever read. It also holds absolutely nothing back. Whether it’s him mocking himself, talking about sex with his wife, or how he got kicked off a plane for being fat, he writes in poetic candids.

The most interesting part of the book was the inside look on what it took for him to get to where he is today. It was the stories about trying to get Miramax to distribute Clerks, trying to get Harvey Weinstein to produce his movies, and working on the Clerks 2 sequel that will draw you in as an outsider, but it will be the stories about how me met his wife, having a child, and his experiences with Quentin Tarentino that will keep you reading.

This book does not read as a life advice book, but more as a "Here's the way I did it and it worked. Maybe it'll work for you." It is also not safe for kids. He talks about staring at his wife's ass and ejaculating on her leg because she had to leave for an event so they couldn't have sex. Like I said, he holds nothing back and is just as vulgar and brilliant in the book as he is in his movies.

As I said, this is a short review. A very short review. Pick up the book. Read it. Read it again. Now, as a teaser, here is an excerpt from the first chapter : 

“Though if you could ask my father, he’d likely admit that while having his balls in print is flattering, having his balls in my mother’s mouth was way better.”

 He also dedicates the book to his wife. And his wife’s asshole. It is pure Kevin Smith

Tip of the Hat,